Slightly wine drunk so I’m like YES, I should write stand-up comedy b/c WOMEN! COMEDY!
I already have notes for a few bits!
Classless Hoe Chills Her Wine on the Air Conditioning Unit: My Life Story
I’m pissing myself laughing at the Beatles fans who are saddened that Kanye West might make an album w/ Paul McCartney because now they’ll be left with the age old challenge of being a classic rock fan, "should I stick with my racially bias opinion of music or admit that rap is a legitimate art form?" I can hardly wait for all the cry babies I’m jerking off rn just thinking about it
i talk a lot of shit for someone who can’t choose rude dialogue options in games because i’m scared of hurting a characters feelings